Well remember when I called you up with the lemon pepper wings?
You said I didn't look much like a seagull and that was a problem so then I started prayin over bread babe
But Christmas trees and Christmas doves
They have their season like your love
I'm loving like you do
I'm loving like it's Christmas time
You put money in the coffee cup
I called you up with a hand
You invited me to your hippie hut, the guy playing the bongos cracked an egg in his motherfuckin tea, didn't you see?
Christmas is and Christmas was
I'm cleaning up all of our love
I'm loving like you do
I'm loving like it's Christmas time
The garlic garnished the dip
The ice cubes crowding your sip
My money bees are in tar
Less floating out in the stars
Prepare the chastity belt
Pedestrian grin when you fell
You know it's hard to regain
The love that's calling your name
I think you heard it before
This song's becoming a bore
I think you lived it before in a window in LA while playing around like drunken elves might clown
Give all the children lots of toys
Presents for all the girls and boys