How did you order?
Did you say "I'll do the"
That depresses me

Next time you order
Please use your best manners
Make space, act casually
Look in their eyes, smile, and leave a big tip

The problem with "I'll do the"
Is that you're not doing shit

You can hang out in a parking lot
And use a Neti pot
You could drink a beer and relax
While the hard working people working break their backs
Give em a sign that you know
How to order when it's time to go

Say may I have the ????, please

Thank you